his curly hair is bigger than his whole body and he has skinny little girl legs but they’re hairy. he likes staring at people creepily and is weirdly good at art. def gives bottom energy and looks like a stoner freak. His snake bite piercings make it look like he’s always drooling. He gets in peoples faces and makes scary faces at people. he’s a whole ass jump-scare. He has a Minecraft world dedicated to his ex girlfriend filled with cats. He wears really long basketball shorts and enjoys games from the mf 1930’s. He has a really hot sister so he’s def the ugly sibling. secretly listens to Billie Eillish in his free time. he wants to die on a rollercoaster. and he shakes and shivers when he smokes. works at mexican restaurants.
Dylan Green has a mommy kink
A wee Fanny.
Ian: Kyle did you hear about Dylan gibb
Kyle: No...
Ian: He is a wee fanny
Ketty member licks assholes for £5
Dylan needham is a pagan
Simps for dads. Major cock up his arse. Spends his time getting absolutely hammered and wanks off the balcony into his “ah ma’s” mouth. Is a tranny and has has sex with multiple men.
“He’s such a cock, he’s such a Dylan Yim”
Dylan McMahon is an entrepreneur from Canada, known for his Toronto hat and his fans the Dankmemers
Dylan McMahon is very proud of his nation
To take long; way too long; to take forever. Running extremely slow; behind; a turtle.
We were going to run multiple raids tonight, but Dylan had to *pull a Dylan* and now we only have time for 1.