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Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate

Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window

by John Mcfudge May 15, 2020


habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.

“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”

by ShellyD July 1, 2023


Like High Fives

This is when you're on a social media site and you see a bunch of positive comments about your post and you run down the comments liking each one.

Damn, my post is killing it! Like High Fives for all!

by Sexual Smoothie Siren September 28, 2017


Five Star General

Someone who has had homosexual sex with a member from all five branches of the US Military. Can be all at once or individually.
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon

"he's been hanging out at all the military bars, lately. He's going to become a Five Star General pretty soon"

by TimmaC10 December 14, 2020


Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel March 31, 2018


Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 9, 2013


five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.

Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".

by QuacksO July 18, 2021