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Child of Jesus

A person who denies being a Child of God

I am a Child of Jesus

by TheCrazyLeg March 25, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Krispies

The second greatest expletive phrase in the world. For those times when "Jesus Christ!" doesn't fit, and "Fuck!" doesn't either.

"Jesus Krispies! That man is lacking an eye and wants to kill me!"
"Well, I guess I'll just hit him with this conveniently nearby silver candleholder."

by Edgar Freemantle March 9, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet Zombie Jesus

An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.

It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."

"Five dollars for the secret antidote?! Sweet Zombie Jesus! This is highway robbery!"

by J.F.K. November 1, 2003

400๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Cheez-its

Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.

Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?

Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.

by Batcaver October 9, 2011


G-Spot Jesus

A guy who knows how to find the G-spot every time in every woman.

Scott's fingers are always pruney looking because he's a G-spot Jesus!

by Ferguson June 24, 2005

105๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

by Buff Bufferman August 7, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".

1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!

by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018

80๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž