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Blue screen of death is god's subliminal "I FUCKING HATE YOU" message.
God: I FUCKING HATE YOU! *blue screen of death you comp before you save your 390473497hours worth of work*
Have a nice day. *angels sing*
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Metal that shatters the musical boundaries of what type of music should be associated with what type of belief. Music, after all, is all about self expression.
Me: "Hey dude you should listen to this metal band, Mortal Treason. They sound like freaking Dethklok but they are christian death metal."
Someone else: "Christian...death metal..?!?!" *head explodes*
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The AIDS of the Xbox 360. Anyone who so proudly got a 360 when it came out has most likely subcum to this deadly disease. Newer versions of the Xbox 360 are less likely to have this but please seek medical attention if your 360 is showing signs.
Dude, what happened?" "My Xbox got Red Ring of Death." "It'll all be okay man.
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grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.
I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.
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While playing Halo Matchmaking and your just about to die, so you start wildly throwing grenades out in a futile attempt to kill your attacker, even though you know it will never work.
Dude, ninjameister348 started throwing frags everywhere when I stuck him with a plasma grenade. I guess he was in his final throws of death.
THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN is the future days where stupid and cringe content will be all over the internet and shity cartoons like teen titans GO . A truly horiphic time period of our history .
exempel 1. OMG MORGZ AND CRINGE YOUTOBERS ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET .AND teen titans go is the only cartoon on tv .THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN HASE COME !
dude i cant believe i have to do the Dachau Death March this weekend