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A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
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Confined to one's bed due to illness, with smelly and unpleasant symptoms including vomiting and possible incoherence due to illness or side effects of medication. Probably with some crusty sick around the mouth.
"It was sweet that he wanted to check on how she was, but she was re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist', so she wouldn't let him see her."
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G means gangster u hat0r
u just a n00b hu dont no shit
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Your ex has to give you head on may 19 or she a ho ass bitch
Did you know it’s National get head from your ex day?
said from a person who has insectophobia x 1000
*sees and* AW SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH GET IT AWAY I AHTE IT KILL IT KILL IT IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH
In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.
Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"
People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."
The act of needing to go get milk from the store.
I have to go get milk from the store.
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