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A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun
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Appears after ejaculation when ejaculate fills bellybutton, thus creating happy trail lake.
Clean up is always much harder when I get a happy trail lake.
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refers to dried mushroom button caps.
We ate the happy little acorns, and were shrooming all night!
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When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.
Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."
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that hand that retards have.....you know
look at that retard with a happy hand
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A group of renegade vigilantes, who have been noted for causing every form of mishief and chaos know to man. also see HPB.
"Damn the HPB really fucked me up they pepper sprayed me then quick sealed me in my car as i was recovering, then proceeded to take a shat on the hood of my car"
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A Mexican Happy Meal is a sexual position where a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her down a set of stairs (or off a bed) to watch her tumble down them.
a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her off a bed or down a set of stairs and asks her, "how did you like that mexican happy meal bitch? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
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