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Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.

Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.

by Azræl October 13, 2013


We Dine in Hell

"When" cowards, from a lineage of cowards, go around bragging and boasting about pathetic accomplishments. Threatening to decapitate the very thing they wish they were, and, instead get the very thing they thought they could dish out worldwide, in return. Born of the devil, banished by those who do good, and accepted by folly.

Them Man / Dem Man: "Bro, I done it! All over the house. She even wined and dined me. U got Six - O (£60)?"

Those who know the truth: "Dem man are going all over the gaff talking about 'come brothers, cast lots with us, we'll all share the loot'. They don't even realise the magnitude of their foolishness"

The collector: "Well, well, well... All of the spoils. For quite a while, I thought Peace and Tranquility kept me satisfied. I would like to have a joke to tell the offspring of Leaders. Yes... for this miniscule effort, I will band together the unseen, as a commemoration of our achievements. To Crown this day, WE DINE IN HELL"

Some random passer-bys: "Eureka!"

by Deer N Goggles March 24, 2024


wokin' hell

the use of a contempory chinese curved food utensil to enforce ones beliefs on another

man that guy gave me the wokin' hell for suggesting we use a flat bottom chinese cooking implement

by Dr Zee August 18, 2003


what the hell is that over there

This means you will be saying goodbye to this cruel world and it will be sending you to hell

Ahhhh what the hell is that over there

by Pooy rainforest July 20, 2023


smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell

The ultimate banned riff that is never to be played but is often requested

“That’s pretty cool, but can you play smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell“

by RatteCat January 15, 2021


Digital-Hell

Badass electronics repairs dudes who can fix ANYTHING from iPods to super S-Frame servers XD

broken electronics? contact digital-hell check ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Phantom 666 December 6, 2009


hell to the no no no

When someone asks if a person is gay but they refuse to admit they really are.

Person: “Are you gay
Person: “Oh hell to the no no no

by Lexek102 December 26, 2017