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Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future
Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars
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If you say it in sweden it would sound like "Masturbating the dick"
Tourist: Run car snow pen
Swedish Emil: NIIIIIICE
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A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
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The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"
Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"
"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
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One who removes car windows for the purpose of removing valuables from inside. See also ganker. Crackheads also make attempts to work in this field but are frequently caught.
The car window removal specialist busted that window and ganked all of their stuff that was worth money.
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What you say when somebody's irritating you.
rp: omg you ugly
you: get out me car!
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The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.
Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.