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Internet

The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.

Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...

by FrankTheVigne April 16, 2019


Internet

The thing you are fucking on right now

Dude: what are you doing bro?
Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.

by Theguywhosearchesupeverything May 11, 2020


internet

its what you are on right now, its the place where you get everything from memes to news and much more

yo the internet is so lit bro

by The White Van August 28, 2019


Internet

What you're on right now

You're on the Internet.

by LinkUFurred May 2, 2020


Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018


Internet

What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."

Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'

by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021


Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+

Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke

by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 21, 2017