Internet

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.

The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"

Internet

The end of your social life.

PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*

Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.

*the internet is out* "Time to die!"

internet

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.

My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.

Internet

via the internet to update

to update stuff you need an internet router

Internet

The place where people's logic are gone and shows the darkest of humanity. A place where there is always traits of hatred

1:Damn did he gone retarded?
2:That's the internet for ya

Internet

a selfish, arrogant asshole

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!