jack peters

horny little creep that likes to talk to little girls sexually, and likes to flash on web cam on msn. has a todger penis

jack peters: would you shag me;)

you want my cock?;) .

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Jack Wright

Noun, Person:

The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.

Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"

Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."

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Steady Jacking

Masturbating in an uninterupted manner, regardless of the situation.

Did you see Fred? That bastard was Steady Jacking on the front porch at Kim's party!

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Jack Osbourne

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though

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Underwater Jacking

To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good

Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking

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lumber-jacking

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.

One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.

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Jack Threads

An advertiser on Urban Dictionary that promotes ridiculous Nigger costumes as "mens wear". Also any clothing worn while jacking off.

I wouldn't even wear Jack Threads to masturbate. I prefer a wife beater and boxer shorts.

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