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A non existent hairline and waste of space
That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t
As soon as we hopped on the eway, the jakes aint even wanna chase no more.
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The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS
Girl: who is that
Me: Jake
Girl: he’s cute
Me: yah but he’s a asshole
Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle
Named his testicles the Jim and ben
BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop
Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it
Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do
A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."
...."Jake is such a parasite!"