January 17th is national scammer day.
Person 1: HEY DUDE ITS JANUARY 17TH
Person 2: OH SHIT
Person 2: HAPPY NATIONAL SCAMMER DAY, AUSBIN
National Bully Every Gavin Day
Man I can't wait for January 17th this year, I'm going to bully Gavin.
This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.
ON JANUARY 17th MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SPANK ME, YAYYY!
January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko
“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”
“Ohh okay”
The best people are born on the 18th of January especially the kind and loving ones who are the most slept on
Makayla was born on January 18th
Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)
Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then
National self love day! On this day you’ve got to love yourself and feel proud for anything you achieve!
you: I did really well in that test!
Person: that’s showing off a bit!
You: I’m allowed to show off, it’s January 18th, national love yourself day!