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v.it., The act of male masturbation whilst seated on a toilet. This term originates from a play on words; one's hand is on one's "cock", thereby conducting the act of masturbation. As this occurs, one is also seated upon a "John", or toilet. Often the physical stimuli of the act itself is inhanced by pressure on the prostate from passing feces.
Jonathan takes fifteen minutes every Saturday morning to treat himself to a John Handcock after checking the markets in the Tribune.
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brown noser, ass kisser, a snitch, office rat, an opportunist, fake friend, user, preys on friends
Upper management has been trying to fire him from the start, but in order to save his position he ratted on his team lead who tried to save him. That is a John Brown Nose.
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The "John Wayne" maneuver occurs when you and a male friend are both engaging in vigorous sexual intercourse with a female (one for each of you) in the position commonly known as "doggy-style". One of you is the cowboy, the other is the Indian. Immediately before ejaculation, you both withdraw your penises and shoot your load at each other. The first one to be hit by a drop of semen is the loser, rendering the winner "John Wayne".
I John Wayne'd Tony, and now he has to wash his eye out with soap.
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will be the future england captain, continuous indiscretions always convientently forgotten when the issue is discussed, because he's from london, shouts like Michael Caine and plays for a london club.
john terry was not considered for England's World Cup squad in 2002 after the incident
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A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store
John Simon is loser
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The act of stuffing a tennis ball in a wool tube sock up your ass and pulling it out quickly.
I gave your sister the john macenroe last night.
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