Mother fucking gits

An extreme anger over idiots.

"I'm tired of all of these mother fucking gits."

Mothers Law

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

Mother Fucket

Drop the R and add the T when the mother fuckery is indescribable

He was a mother fucket after our divorce

ghost mother

horny, chappad chappad, rather autistic probably has a 10 incher

hey bro i woke up with a massive boner today
Yeah you are ghost mother

hapuns mother

the hottest women to ever grace my existence

dude 1: look its hapuns mother
dude 2: *dies*

Mother/Mothers

A person or people who secretly would like to be a moth/moths, so they dress up in costumes and hold secret ceremonies, where they act like moths and do oth like things. Moth as in the insect not as in a creature who gives birth and nutures their young.

Mother/Mothers is Pronounced Moth-er/Moth-ers, Mahther/Mathers.

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.