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Masturbating while eating food from Jack in the Box (preferably those shitty tacos.)
James: Hey bro, you doing anything this Saturday?
Julio: Probably gonna get baked and then Jack n' Jack.
Nonsense.
Foolishness.
A wasteful pursuit.
That’s enough hutz ‘n futzin’, Marsha.
Get to work!
Hey, Dan, did you finish your work?,
Naw, I’ve just been hutz ‘n futzin’ all day.
The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.
I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.
The most absurd and concerning way of saying “I’m having a great time”
(The word is spelled in all cap)
“Yo, you got accepted to Yale”
“HOLY SHI, IM SPERMIN N CRAMPIN”
“The fuck????”
The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners so Ferociously and with a large amount of semen, that he/she looks as if they have been spray-painted with donut glaze.
I took that girl home that I met last night and even though we didn't have intercourse, she let me spray-n-glaze all over face, tits and stomach, she loved it!
When someone waxes your anus hair, burns the wax strip, inhales a deep breath of that hair and proceeds to blow it down someone else's urethra.
"Aww man what the fuck happened to you last night?" " I took that homeless dude back to mine and he gave me the a burn 'n' blow!"
An alternative term for Mexican circus music. Describes both the music and the action of listening to it.
Is derived from the oompa, oompa musical beat, inserted with various Mexican trumpets and the occasional "grito."
The beaners down the street are Oompa Loompa n' again. 5 shitty cars are parked on the lawn with fat ass women with half naked kids running around. I even saw Jorge in his wifebeater grilling fajita.