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tiniest chode you ever saw will steal your chips and put them in his butt.
jermy:hey nick wanna see my chips
nick:you mean my chips *runs away in tiny dick*
A nigga with a big penis who.will steal your bitch watch yourself
Damn Nick phat cock you got there
Nick is a person insert gender here who is dating SHREK. They have SUS photos and is the only one who belongs with SHREK
Person: OMG HERE COMES THE SHREK LOVER- Nick WE MUST ADORe them
Ian: YES OFC
ME:bruh
the coolest person ever. great at scootering and funny as fuck. an amazing friend and trustworthy. and will be there for their close friends no matter what. XD
small pp tho :) *millimeter hard*
hey remember nick? that amazing friend?
Would shag anything, absolutely no morals whose anus is exactly the same as a pigs nostril!!
“Open your Nick”
Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.
Girl 1: hey Nick
Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me
Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.