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A show that was funny in it's first 10 years, but has sucked since 1995. Only dedicated fans still watch it and it is currently residing in the dumpster of TV. While it used to showcase brilliant talent and comedians, it now produces one-joke lameasses like Will Ferell and Jimmy Fallon.
John the Dumbass: Did you watch Saturday Night Live last week?
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11
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LNS (Late Night Shenanigan) is an expression used when
someone that is married or committed in a relationship, has voluntary sexual intercourse with someone other than his or her lawful spouse.
We haven't heard from Mike all night. He's probably pulling a "late night shenanigan" with that chick he's been banging at his job.
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dude1: Let's find cool things to say on this website.
dude2: Naw, that's a Friday Night in Leavenworth.
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The day 49 homosexual people died by a severe crazed Isil.
Pulse night club is where my friend was shot at.
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Code for chill and smoke. Used in a public situation when asking if someone wants to smoke weed with you. Can also be used as slang for intense party usually with lots of smoking and drinking.
Co worker: yo man you wanna hang out friday night?
You: unreasonably late?
Co worker: damn straight
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yo man still stoned from that unreasonably late night yesterday...
Ya man that shit was ill
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When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.
Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Guy2: "How was it?"
Guy1: "I think she was on her period."
Guy2: "NICE!!!"
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Hangin out with your girlfriends. Usually to go out shopping or dancing.
Honey time to go for our Girls night out! Go call up the girls!
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