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Taco Nut

The act of cumming in yo girl while pressing the pussy lips together before you slowly pull out and nibble on her clit as the cum seeps from the bottom of her pussy.

Last night I gave my girl a taco nut and she's been begging for another one ever since.

by Mike Oxfat October 17, 2019


Nut Wedgie

When ones underwear wedges in between testicle and leg, causing great discomfort.

"oh no, he must have a nut wedgie," said Chris looking at Dave in the corner pulling down awkwardly at his genital area.

by _Clum_ July 23, 2012


Tader Nuts

When you sit on a hot surface with no pants on and the bottom of your sack becomes burned and looks like tader tots

Jacob has tader nuts ever since he got drunk at the party and tried to crap on the BAR-B-QUE

by Reggie Sketches April 25, 2008


Cougar Nuts

one who is ancient and sneaks about preying on much younger musicians.

Get that cougar nuts out of here!

Skeet: Where's cougar nuts?

Ron: She's giving our guitarist a Cleveland Steamer.

by Saggs the boobs August 24, 2009


off the nut

when something is just crazy and otherwordly. something so different and prepostrous that it deserves the title of "Off the Nut".
a phrase commonly used by Leo!!!!

person 1- have you seen Hangover
Person 2- that movie is off the nut

by ronnie1234 November 05, 2010


Poo nuts

When a persons testicles have caca on them. More predominant in babies buys.

Jeremy has major poo nuts, do you mind changing his diaper?

by Francois M August 27, 2008


Kongo Nut

The testicle that dangles farther down than the other one. Generally this one is much larger, thicker, and juicier than the other puny nut.

My kongo nut just scraped the floor.
Man, I bet that guy's kongo nut is crazy.

by 007hippo September 25, 2009