One-cest

When the die hard kingdom hearts fans ship together the characters Sora, Roxas, and Ventus.

"What the fuck is this One-cest? You can't make Sora, Roxas, and Ventus have a threesome. They're the same person!"

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One time

Do you know when people are in jail when they're telling the stories of how they got arrested the first thing that they say is one time I was chilling with the homies and the popo's just pulled up on me and swooped everybody up. Every time they tell a story about when they got arrested or when they ran in with the cops they say one time, so when they see a cop they remember hey that's a one time story.

Hey dogg I'm going to tell you like this , one time I was chilling in the cut, slanging all that dope, A lot of cluccs and strawberries and the one tezzies came through with swat and hemmed us all up, had to do a mandatory 7 years down. Now I'm out and the one times ain't got Nathan on me. Let's go re-up lōc!

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One-shots

Short stories about a couple usually going on a date. On pe shots capture short moments in a relationship like a picture.

Sami Doll browsed Quotev, searching vigorously for Kellic one-shots

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cweet one

a girl that has a fat bunda and you say its leng, you call her this

hot girl: hello
man: BROOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR A CWEET ONE

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Catch these ones

A phrase a ghetto white person typically named Liam, Colin, Noah, Kaitlyn, Abigail, or Sarah would use when trying to be big bad and tough.

“You tryna catch these ones?”
“What is you waitin for?! Is you gonna catch her ones or nah???”
“Pull up you fag you’re gonna catch these ones.”

“If I hear you talking shit imma make sure you catch these ones. PERIODT!”

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roust one

to smoke a blunt filled with weed. preferrably georgia peach flavored wraps

Yo dude do you want to roust one later today.

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Enlightened Ones

A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.

"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah

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