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A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.
Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?
A birb that likes to honk.
Alex lived a life until he died, his son dominic then became the star of the show, their yootoob channel is still up and everything is fine
Have u seen alex the honking bird new video?
No.
He is a birb that honks, look at him honk at a coke, hahaha, look at him honk at a mirror, hahaha,look at him honk at a gingerbonk, hahaha, look at him honk at a motherfucking planet, hahahahahahaha
birds have wings, did you know birds have wings?!?! And they can fly, BIRDS GO WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahana: birds went whee last night
Saskia: oh yeah i love when birds go whee, its great!
Ahana: omg how many times did birds go wheee?
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the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"
When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.
"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.
The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth
Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird
Hahah really?
Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though
The government replaced them
Birds Aren't Real
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