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Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.

That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.

by Rex Press November 20, 2010


Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head

“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”

by Kaleidoscope buttons March 23, 2023


Slouch hat

A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.

P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.

by Arbitrary Arbiter October 9, 2022


butt hat

to sit on top of someone’s head

can be used to show victory
verb: to give someone a butt hat

We started off with a tickle fight. I gave them a butt hat and they surrendered.

by butthat January 7, 2021


Butt hat

Another way to say underpants

I had to take the sheets off the bed to find my butt hat.

by Shannon dinges September 13, 2020


White Sox hat

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.

“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”

by Playaplaya July 25, 2022


Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny

Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats

by August 4, 2024