Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.

Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!

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Snowman poop

The white packing peanuts you get in a shipped package

I relieved the package I've been waiting for it was full of snowman poop protecting my purchase

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poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

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poop train

A train conducted by psychopaths.

"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"

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poop sluicing

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...

Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!

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Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

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Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil

"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"

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