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The act of inserting Swedish fish into your parters Anal cavity and sucking it out.
Hey babe you wanna use the leftover movie candy for an Alaskan Salmon Run.
When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.
Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run
An epic event in which teams of athletes race through a city on foot, stopping at predetermined bars to drink predetermined amounts of alcohol, with penalties for puking such as liquor shots or fast food eating. The first team to finish their alcohol at the last bar wins.
Hurry up and drink! You can puke outside if you have to, but we have to get going because the other team is 30 seconds behind us! We don't want to lose the running pub crawl!
When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
we are running right back its time to reorganize that.
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When one of they guys/girls you either used to talk to or date starts talking to or starts dating someone else in your family.
“My ex girlfriend is talking to my cousin.”
“Wow, she’s running the family”
“Yeah, way to run the family”
Jim: What are you doing Sam?
Sam: I'm trying to lick my elbow
Jim: Sam, stop running from God