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slap the bishop

Your girl's vagina being tapped to simulate it softly as foreplay, by you during sex.

Boy: "Lemme slap that pussy babe"
Girl: "Oh my goddddd yesss slap the bishop hardd"

by asst followbeck October 10, 2015

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Middie Slap

The act of bitch slapping a MAN

That boy is such a douche bag. I AM GOING TO MIDDIE SLAP HIM.

by ALLIETATA April 30, 2011

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Slap-Crap

Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

by Kikkoman123 March 22, 2011

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Meep Slap

A hard slap to any part of the body, after or before doing so the slapper says. "Meep!", this is a very fun and hillarious thing and can result in bruises.

a meep slap is when a person walks up to you and yells "meep!" he then smacks you.

by xexelias November 17, 2012

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Cheese-slap

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*

by Chris&CP September 13, 2011

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KFC Slap

Kentucky fried cock slap

My girl wanted to try some new stuff, so I took her down south and KFC slapped her

by ManikJohnson June 25, 2010

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slap-face

rosey red cheeks most commonly found on fat people. so named because it gives the appearance of having been slapped on both sides of ones face

he's not drunk, he just has slap-face

by shandy martin October 31, 2007

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