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The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)
Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)
A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead
"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"
"That's some news!"
When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.
"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."
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"wanna play some fall ball" is a term used to express wanting to jump up and down falling like a ball with another human being
"Bro wanna play some fall ball?" *jumps with aggression*
Making an Italian wanna have sexy time
The girl is looking to crack some beans
Slang for snowboarding/skiing
Biff - Whats the game plan Stan?
Wally - Lets charley some chowda on blue sky, and hit that craw-bake for like 1.
Biff - Aight coo!