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When a male's are too firm, hard, and boner-like. Causing them to emerge from the given clothing area at that time. making them seem metal, or steel like.
aah, fuck. metal balls, man. metal balls.
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Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.
"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.
"A..." Matt said, blushing.
Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
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Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.
"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."
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The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts
Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys
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Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.
Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."
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When you and another dude are double stuffin a girl, and your ball bags are smackin each other.
Hey man lets go to her house and do some ball bangin... I hear she likes the double stuff...
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fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart
girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*
girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp
boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*
boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)
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