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brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016


Milo's Tea

The Greatest Tea only few get to have.
Red Diamond? NO!
Gold Peak? NO!
Lipton?! NO WAY JOSE.
Milo's Tea is where its at!

Hey Pete, hows that Milo's Tea?
Pete: *literally injecting it*

by Naxalite November 23, 2023


[Cup a Tea] [My Friend]?

This word used for making things chill between you and other pepole.
This word is perfect for you that have a great conversation with your friend or fight each other.

Tom: STOP STABBING ME U MUTHAFAKA!!!
Tyler: Cup a Tea My Friend?
Tom: Sure. why not?
Tyler: Chill down man. Now why u mad?
Tom: Nvm just forget it.

by DANAXU June 25, 2020


tea soaker

when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea

Lupinoni would rather be a tea soaker than a teabagger any day of the week

by Vivi Chan the Dragon December 2, 2023


Tea (Teodora)

a very very very intelligent person, knows how to use her words without hurting someone, has a cute laugh, sometimes she forgets her worth and cares more about others than herself, the person you want to be with, trustworthy, accepting and respecting her friends, so a süße,
does something cute unexpected (that mean you should schätzen it)

Tea (Teodora) hugged me, is she proposing??

by deray November 21, 2021


Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020


chai tea

tea tea

Miles Morales: I love chai tea.
Spider-Man India: What did you just say? Chai tea? Chai means "tea", bro! You are saying "tea tea"! Would I ask you for a "coffee coffee" with room for "cream cream"?

by ass ault July 12, 2023