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The owner of a big fat fucking head
See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head
Drinking all night then having a joint/blunt/splif and getting so wrecked you have to go to bed a miss the party
Are we getting miked tonight?
Lets get Miked
when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day
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A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.
Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"
An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.
I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered