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Isolated in the middle of nowhere getting here is impossible if you do not own a car. It is literally an island in the middle of nowhere. Essentially no public transportation exists here. To add to this, do well in high school because you will sincerely regret coming here. Although, there are some good people, they are rare to find. The girls here are mostly unattractive or extremely slutty. Do not live in Dogwood Village, it is a hell hole because of the construction with literally paper sheets separating you from your neighbor. You can hear entire conversations through the wall. Even though, people are aware of this, they still scream, wake people up at three in the morning or play stereo music full blast until that time during final exams. The funny part is that they don't expect you to complain. Coming here taught me that you need to be extremely self-reliant and independent if you are going to survive. Do not trust anyone except for yourself because they will literally take advantage of your kindness and eat you alive here. Expect many people to be cyber addicts and care more about their electronics than the person next to them. If you want to survive here do not attempt at getting a girlfriend because they are mostly slutty, revengeful, and ignorant. Ignore the occasional bullies and death threats because you're already in jail, so it doesn't make a difference.
Salisbury University, sounds like a scary place, stay away from those Salisbury girls, I heard many of them are evil and fake as shit! Salisbury University, where intellectuals come to die. Salisbury University, dragging the country down one overdose at a time. Salisbury University, a twirling Hell Storm where the food is very disgusting.
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Northern Michigan University wants to ban smoking on campus anywhere even outside. They dont care about the rights of their students.
Northern Michigan university president wong: we should make NMU smoke free because it would be better and I no like smoke.
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Some refer to APU as another word for slave. Although some believe it is a University in Socal this also is the exact same definition as slave. Because they cannot win anything or be decent at life. Not only is it a place to go to be made fun of but it is a place to be less than proficient at: Education, Sports, Making Babies, Falling in Love, Driving, Intelligence, Being Classy, and Life in General.
Have you seen how awesome Biola is compared to Azusa Pacific University (APU)?
Yeah man. We are idiots for coming here.
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UC Irvine is a relatively young school within the UC system. It is the fourth-ranked or fifth-ranked campus in the system, after Berkeley, UCLA, UCSD, or UC Davis. UC Irvine lacks a football team and is a commuter campus by nature, meaning a conspicuous deficiency in college spirits. A majority of students are Asians, particularly Asians who got rejected by Berkeley, UCLA, and UCSD. Alumni network on campus is virtually non-existent. While UCI may be trying to bolster their academic reputation, students generally hold UCI in low regard compared to the big-name campuses in the system like UCLA and Berkeley.
Friend: Hey where are u transferring to next fall ?
me: University of California, Irvine
Friend: Oh, I feel sorry for you man. UCI sucks.
me: Yeah I know, but it's the only campus I got accepted.
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All of the ugliest guys in Illinois shoved into one school. If you find someone even decent looking within your 4 years here, consider yourself lucky. Or that you just have low standards.
“I literally have not seen one cute guy in any of my classes”
“Welcome to Illinois State University”
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*Positives*
1) Located in the beautiful town of San Marcos, Texas.
2) Only university in Texas to graduate a U.S. president. Lyndon Johnson graduate from here.
3) Majority of the students are women.
*Negatives*
1) Place students go if they can not get into University of Texas or any other university.
2) Admission requires a minimum 2.0gpa, probably the lowest addmission requirement of all universities in Texas.
3) University known for drinking, partying, and generally just immature and dumb people. *Characteristics represents about 90%(maybe higher) of student body.
4) Univerity where your chance of finding a virgin wife is very low.
5) About 50%(maybe less or more) of the student body has a STD or STI.
Example:
Professor: Hi, How are you today?
Student: I'm in college I dont want to grow up. Wa, Wa, Wa, you can not make me! I want to party and have fun and never grow up. I want to be a kid forever. I do not want to go to class, I want to get drunk. I'm not a loser, you are. Ha, Ha, Ha, na, na, boo, boo.
Professor: Well, that explains why you are at Texas State University instead of UT.
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A cheap college education in the ghetto (a.k.a. Gary, IN) with relatively easy classes and professors who don't care as much as they should at the main campuses, yet still considered as a Indiana University degree.
Person 1-- Hey I'm going to Indiana University Northwest next semester!
Person 2-- Fuck you, I'm going to B-town and get a better education!
Person 1-- At least I pay less than you do in all 4 years at B-town and get easier classes..
Person 2-- Stfu you ghetto hick.
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