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1. The act of enthusiastically spraying your ejaculate on or about your partners hindquarters after vigorous anal sex.
2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.
1. Trimble furiously drove his Kosher Missile into Grandma's Hershey Highway, but soon felt as though he was going to spill the gravy in the brown bbq pit, so grandma just said "Go ahead and toss yo' cookies darlin!".
2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!
Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!
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When you take a shit and circle it around a girls pussy and bang her with the turd circling it.
Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!
Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?
Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
Friend: ???
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(n.) a black girls vagina.
That girl had a loose strawberry oreo cookie.
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During intercours a man give a cleavland steamer to a woman and proseads to ejaculate on it. The man then puts some in his mouth and kisses the nice lady goodnight.
The man enjoys giving d-lamac cookies to his wife before they go to sleep
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that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
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A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.
In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".
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It is the ultimate dibs out, if someone pulls the dibs out you can pull the cookie dibs out and it is basically the superior infinity dibs out and nothing can beat it
Dibs out on cleaning it,
Well I cookie dibs out, gotcha
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