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When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon
She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon
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An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.
Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
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When a man cums in a womans mouth while recieving head and the cum is still inside of her mouth the man goes behind her pulls her hair back and whispers he has an std causing the cum to squirt out of the womans nose.
Joe came in Annas mouth and told her he had AIDS causing her to do the alaskan ice dragon.
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a fairly good anime show which most people only see one single episode of it, where it's in the middle of a long story, so people don't understand it a single bit, and don't seem to understand what the hell is going on. So like all idiots of our time, they resort to hating it and calling it gay. Becuase their vocabulary is so utterly tiny they can't raise themselves to a higher level of intellect. Although I'll admit, I like GT a bit better But still a good show all the same.
Usually given a bad name by people who call it gay because they've only seen the show once, or special ED kids who run around school all day saying "Ka-meh-ha-meh-HA!" and flapping their arms around.
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Similar to the fiery dragon, only, while climaxing, the man holds his partner's nose and whispers, "I have syphilis," in her ear. This causes her to spit his manseed out, creating the Mongolian mustache, after which, he punches her in the face, causing her to appear as if she is breathing fire, like a dragon.
"Dude, my girlfriend was pissing me off before we had sex last night, so I gave her the old Mongolian Fire Dragon."
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The Nintendo Entertainment System version of the arcade game. Your character dies incredibly easy. Ways to die on the game are:
Touching a door, having a pebble thrown at you, touching a wall, and other seemingly harmless activities, unless being attacked by an enemy.
The Dragon's Lair (NES)version is so awful. I think its one of the worst games I have ever played.
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a sexual act in which a woman gives a man a blow job, as he ejaculates he shuts the womans mouth and whispers into her hear "I have syphilis", because of her astonishment, the cum comes out of her nose - - it looks like a dragon.
that girl was S'ing my D and I gave her the ol' Alaskan Fire Dragon - when it came out her nose... man, dudes.
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