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Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.
Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.
*Dies*
Person 1: "Hi!"
Person 2: "Hi!"
Person 1: *Legitimately just dies*
opposite of knowing its pink referring to a womans pussy color. knowing its pink is a good thing unlike knowing its brown
Friend 1: She ugly as fuck lookin like dobby ass ho
Friend 2: i just know its brown
A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.
Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"
Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".
Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver