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The act of wearing nothing but your socks when you have sex ... Whether its done because your feet smell or because your partner has a dirty floor.
Jim: man I think I wore a hole in my favorite boppin socks last night
John: damn dawg how's that happen ?? Must've been really putting it to her
Jim: well you know how your sisters headboard has that really rough spot ... It must have worn thru as I was using it as leverage
Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.
We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.
Fuzzy socks are usually what they give people in mental institutions. Instead of calling somebody crazy I coded it as fuzzy socks.
Sister : You keep attracting them crazy girls.
Guy : I don't know why because I'm stable minded. After all the stories I told you, you ain't see me lose my mind yet.
I be tryna stay away from dem fuzzy sock bitches mane. I can't do the crazy girls. Fuzzy socks is for the crazy girls.
a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.
He shoved the sticky warm fuzzy socks into her mouth and she was quiet.
(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!
This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.
The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.
On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke
Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday