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When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.
I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.
When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.
The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:
She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.
He hit the door on the way in.
She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.
He simply forgot to put the seat down.
They all had a Toilet Drop
The master/mistress urinates or shits on the toilet slave
Emily:Eat my shit toilet slave
Lars:Ok
When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
having anal intercourse (fucking someone in the ass) with ribbed condom.
"Jee, I just can't sit right after that hardcore toilet scrubbing last night."
The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
When you take a dump, and the bowl has brown streaks in it.
Someone took a huge Toilet Chalk...look at all those streK marks.