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virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019


sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?

Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole

by Fyondike January 26, 2022


legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018


This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.

My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.

by LordJenal June 25, 2022


Greasy Virgin

William Kenneth Albert Owen

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

by KrakenAthropod15 February 12, 2018


therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapistfor free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022


Virginism culture

A right and proper name for purity culture, since virginism culture ( *cough* purity culture *cough* ) overly emphasizing sexual abstinence (no sex before marriage) to the point where dating is a strictly prohibited.

Telltale characteristics of virginism culture:
1. No dating allowed, instead, they'll do courtship or even arranged marriage instead
2. No physical contact between opposite sex
3. Watching NSFW contents or jacking off is a "sin"
4. Sex education is taboo, because it will enable people to commit premarital sex
5. Slut shaming and victim blaming
6. Putting women's honour on her hymen's existence
7. Putting human's honour on their ability to do sexual abstinence until they're married

by Sir. B July 12, 2023