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Actually the best person you'll ever meet, they're so amazing fr!
Person: god I'm actually the best person ever
Hot chick: you're a William
he's so sweet and romantic. one of the best things about him is his laugh and how he's such a gentleman. he's the type of boyfriend to open doors for you, surprise you with flowers, and give you lots of love. how do i know this? BECAUSE IM DATING A WILLIAM. he'd walk into a room and immediatley make EVERYONE fall in love with him by his kindness and respect.
"Omg I'm going out with this guy named William"
"Omg you're so lucky!!!"
The pasty pale guy. Who's got spots covering what seems like his whole body. Got a whole ramp for a nose.
Sits like an old lady with her legs crossed. Man's balls must be like raisins.
Thinks he knows everything. Guess what he doesn't he's probably one of the dumbest people you will meet.
If you accidentally make the mistake of becoming friends with this monster, there's no escape, no matter how obvious you are about it. He will be too blind to see you want rid of him.
Ugh great here comes William..
William is a retarded sloth like creature who feels the need to make an opinion on everything even tho he is not in the conversation. he comments on people’s bodies even tho he is built like a baboon. he calls people sped when he is literally a speed boat.
Emma: “ bro, I just saw a William and he threatened to rape me.”
Eric: “very deserved, you fat bitch.”
The name of a guy who thinks he is John Mayer
Hey William! You’re not John Mayer…