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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.

Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.

by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020


Fishin Up

when you go out in pursuit of hooking up finding a sex partner for the night.

Easy to see who's fishin up at the club tonight.
He's DEFINITELY gonna be out here fishin up tonight.
I thought she was down for a relationship, but really she just wanted to fish up.

by Anna Brews August 8, 2021


Selfie-Up

When a member in a group gets their camera out, the other members in the group come together, this coming together is called "selfie-up"

I want a photo, "selfie-up" people.

by That Guy 25 November 19, 2018


Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

by Astro09 December 5, 2019


Eisa back up

When your reversing the van and a camp spot

Ay cmon lad Eisa back up

by Skinupp January 18, 2019


Bless up

Wishing a homie good luck,greeting a friend, or sayin bye

“Ima heel flip the 4 stair at the square.”
“Ok bless up bruh”

by MC Abel March 15, 2021


bless up

n. (informal) — a mistake (“mess up”) that turns out to work in one’s favor, resulting in conditions that were better than prior to the supposed mistake.

"Great news. It was a false alarm."
"Bless up!"

by mlh14 February 1, 2022