On April 9 u can slap massage or squish any girls name THAT START WITH A,I,J,M, AND K.
Its slapie day yo slap Jasons ass Its so big
National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)
This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”
Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
The Day of grabbing your woman thighs
national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs
National slap your brother day is in October 6th
Slap your brother day
november 24 is national hang out with the plug day
Yo it’s National Hang Out With The Plug Day let’s hit tony see if he wants to run up monopoly.