Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

burnt poo in a pull up

Crispy burnt.

Burnt poo in a pull up tastes disgusting.

Legendary Pull-Up

Executing a normal pull-up which is finished with the bar touching the chest rather than ending the movement when the chin is over the bar.

Yo that man is going Super Sayan! He just did 5 Legendary Pull-Ups in a row!

Keep It Up

A game in which no more than 5 people form a circle and use a dodgeball to hit and ‘Keep it Up’. Use of all body parts is permissible. Current record is 1146.

After work, let’s get a game of Keep It Up going.

keep it up

to be continued

are you still in your work>>?

yeah i keep it up

break up boink

Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.

Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.

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cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"