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National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)
This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”
Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
The days approaching the end of society as we know it; be it from divine intervention, corrupt politicians, a revolution, total dystopia, or extinction/enslavement of the human species.
Synonyms: rapture, apocalypse, judgement day, dystopia
Those damn politicians keep passing laws to control people, we either revolt or comply, either way, we are getting closer to the end of days
This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG
Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.
This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL
Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun
Fall Guys Syndrome Day is on the 30th of March. It's a day where everyone listens to Fall N' Roll to fuel themselves with either rage or ecstasy towards Fall Guys beans. Raging towards them involves punching beans while ecstasy towards them involves busting all over them.
Person 1: "amboutta bus all over this pink bean"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "it's Fall Guys Syndrome Day today, all of a sudden i feel like bussin all over Fall Gussies"
On Happy Day (April 7) you will have to be happy towards every one!!
Girl: Hi!!
Boy: Why are you so happy today??
Girl: It's Happy Day today!!