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December 5th is grab dick day. U must grab someone’s dick on December 5th.
Josh: today’s grab dick day
Ashley: Aii Bett lemme grab ya dick
September 11 is grab dick day have some fun and grab some dicks
Oh shit today’s grab dick day let’s go grab some dicks
AUGUST 3RD
National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
Today’s National Baldheaded Day, Kiesha And Latoya Getting Posted It. - And I Oop
September 3rd because of the birth of satan.
woman: why are you sad?
man: because it's depression day!
A day where we all throw out penisis in the air and get
Person One: OW IT HURTS
Person Two: Pray to kokid100, he is lord i love Kokid100 Day
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.