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A shit mustache left behind from eating ass.
My wife noticed that I came home from work with a Dirty Sànchez. She was pissed because I don't eat her ass.
When a man shits in a condom the proceeds to freeze it then hides it under a random persons pillow
Mark asked John what he did last night and John said “I gave this lady from the nursing home a dirty sanchez”
When Doing a Girl doggy style you insert both of your index fingers into her asshole then pull them out lean into her and proceed to smear a handle bar style mustache on her upper lip. Òle.
My girlfriend and I got fucked up on margaritas and started doing it doggy style I felt in the spirit and gave her a dirty Sanchez to finish the night
Giving head while guys taking a dump
Jan gave bill a dirty Sanchez.
Lauren- I can't believe Walt gave me a dirty Sanchez last night. Michelle- I can
when you insert something in their tight chocolate doughnut but they shit a little so you take it out and bob ross an authentic mexican mustache across their upper lip.
"OMG Sarah is such a slut, she gave a dirty sanchez to her boyfriend and licked it off"
"that night with jeff was awesome I didn't tell him I get turned on by poo and yet he still gave me a dirty sanchez"
When you and your partner are doing the deed and You stick ur finger up your partners anus and then wipe the shit off on to their upper lip 😏🥵
Maddy: Omg Adan said he wants to peel back your eggshell😏
Savannah: no he told me he wants to do dirty sanchez with you!