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National Baldheaded Day

AUGUST 3RD

National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣

Today’s National Baldheaded Day, Kiesha And Latoya Getting Posted It. - And I Oop

by _unknownnnnn_ August 1, 2019


Depression Day

September 3rd because of the birth of satan.

woman: why are you sad?
man: because it's depression day!

by justarandomuserontheinternet September 3, 2020


Kokid100 Day

A day where we all throw out penisis in the air and get

Person One: OW IT HURTS
Person Two: Pray to kokid100, he is lord i love Kokid100 Day

by Threggy November 29, 2022


Spanking day

When it is one's birthday

It's Jack's 20th spanking day today!

by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022


National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.

Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 2, 2022


Neigbour Day

In neigbour day which is on October 3rd, you hang out husband! If you dont have one then dont do it

Hey have you hear of neigbour day?
nope
its when you hang out with your husband
oh i dont have one

by Iriella October 2, 2022


Print Day

Send A Dick Print Day

The 11th day of every month it is print day on this day you send a print of you cock to the women you want relations with (If Your Brave)

by David Gates May 11, 2021