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You know how ur brain is slimey well a dry brain means ur dumb basicallly because u dont have the slime inside ur head!
A:hes such a dumb dry brain b:Yeah hes dumber then a slug
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A girl (Jess) thinks about this all the time. Grant loves it.
Jess:"May i give you pussy fresh brain?"
Grant: "Of course!"
*They then go into guest house
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A cocktail intentionally made to look insane. Consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poured on top. Once the shot is almost full, a small amount of blue curacao is added, and once that settles, a small splash of grenadine tops the drink off.
"Hey, what is that thing that looks like an atomic war on a different planet, and am I really expected to put this in my mouth?"
"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."
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When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.
Hey, why'd you make-love to that 350lb manatee last night.
Three words, man... "Boner-Brain Barrier"
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A mental condition where one grows up in an environment with virtually zero competition or adversity and gains a false sense of confidence and achievement that stunts their mental development for life. The safety found in living above incredibly low standards is at first a comfort but becomes a dependence. Once shandris brain has fully developed a patient will reject most forms of self improvement and seek environments that reinforce their delusions of grandeur.
Person 1: "I can't believe him! He refuses to accept our advice on what to do and continuously does the wrong thing! I don't get it."
Person 2: "Dude he has shandris brain, have patience."
Person 1: "I'm sorry, I had no idea. I'll be more patient with him in the future."
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Receiving fellatio (Getting brain) while having a bowel movement.
My girl was hot for my rod, but I had just eaten 2 burritos, so it was time for a brain dump.
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