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when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there
"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"
or...
"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."
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When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.
Why'd you stop running?
I have Newton Balls
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"Stop calling them breast! They're not breast, they're chemical balls!" -Curb Your Enthusiasm
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A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.
Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard
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When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.
Note- this will only work in Africa
When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too
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When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.
Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!
Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?
Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.
Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
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An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.
Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.
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