half-first great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

Half-mash

A song that is built around--or relies so heavily on--a sample from another it might (or might as well) be considered a mashup of the new song and the sampled one.

"Pepper” by the Butthole Surfers samples “Loser” by Beck, and “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice samples “Under Pressure” by Queen so much that each might as well be called a mashup, or at least a "half-mash."

Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

Half Gay

I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know

Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.

“Why are you half gay?”

“‘Cause I like women and men.”

“Isn’t that bisexuality?”

“I’m being quirky shut up.”

half king

Term used in the eastern underworld referring to a Rolex datejust as payment for inflicting serious bodily harm.

Wong put a half king on that fool's head and he ran to Bangkok

half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.

My half-co-nephew-in-law is a good person.