M O U N K I Y S M A N K E

W H E N Y O U S M A N K E T H A T T H I C C M O U N K I Y A N D I T T U R N S I N T O U N C L E F A T

"What are you you doing this evening, Bill?"
" S M A N K E I N G M O U N K I Y P 0 0 S Y"
"Oh, you mean M O U N K I Y S M A N K E?"

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C L O U T M A S T E R

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT

Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.

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i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry

person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*

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E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others

Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

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It's me again, here with another keyboard amalgamation. this one is made by going from top left to bottom left for one column, then top right to bottom right on the opposite side of the keyboard, then again backwards

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Random person walking down the street: What the Fuck?

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okay ssi gtyv u sbfrv skewzadr gtrt ajuyujouioly acd y hatw gat tiyassfukd

just want my random word that i type to be on google HEHEHE

okay ssi gtyv u sbfrv skewzadr gtrt ajuyujouioly acd y hatw gat tiyassfukd? MU

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