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If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.
June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.
The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
Acting braindead by choice, without having a mental disability
Josh: Is this guy mentally disabled?
Billy: Nah, I think he's just an intentional retard
A term given to one that has trouble dancing or keeping a Rhythm. Also given to those who cannot do anything at a certain pace or beat. Generally considered an insult among drummers and dancers.
Girl: -stumbles during dance routine-
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.
Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.
A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.
Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.
telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
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qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
old guy: fucking kill yourselves
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