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Very nice boy. Very snill and good.
"Hei hei grim thomas"
"Grim thomas kom og spis lapskaus"
The best athlete to ever play the game of football. 6'4 and standing at 205 pounds, he's a great deep threat and can dust his defender with his long strides. Clearly overshadowed by Malik Nabers and Drew Graves (😤🍃) Also won the award for most attractive man back to back to back starting in 2021. 63 catches for 1,117 yards and 17 tds, leading the fcs. Best receiver to ever come out of LSU, hometown being Walker, Louisiana.
Who is the GOAT of all sports?
Gotta be Brian Thomas Jr.
The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
He is the most sweetest, lovable, forgiven, and sexiest man in the whole Universe.
I want to find me, my very own Thomas Kesterson.
hes basically ajax come on guys
Listen up y'all 'cause this is it The beat that I'm banging is delicious Tartagalicious definition Make the girls go loco They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo You can see me, you can squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Girls just come and go like seasons Tartagalicious But, I ain't promiscuous And if you ☝🏻 was suspicious
ginger thoma
You are sorta gay but I love you anyway boo x
Emlyn Thomas is a gay lord that has a big penis x
Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”